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Uncomplicated and Delightfully UNCOMMON
you kinda up!

Low-key, Charming and Intriguing



and probably


The Ineffable Events Company

is the on-site Event Creator at

Ineffable Cà Phê in Pittsburgh's

Lawrenceville area. 


Let's put all the cards on the table; you found love, you want to celebrate that love and we're here for you.

The package we created is simple, fun, cost-conscious, and a perfect match for those who don't fancy planning but also those who do!


To us, the word 'simple' doesn't mean less, it means free of unnecessary complications.

You'll find (mostly) all the answers to your questions on our site! Transparency is key to a successful relationship, right?

We can't wait to treat this exceptional time in your life with care, guidance and heart.



Hello friend,

Welcome, welcome!

We are Lauren and Johnny of Ineffable Events Co. It's so great to meet you!

The concept of our company comes from our love of making anywhere feel like home.


Ineffable Events Co. is the definition of warmth, soul, charm, whimsy and heart.


We had the opportunity to revamp an existing and operating Cà Phê that some of you may know and love already: Ineffable Cà Phê in Lawrenceville!

Hosting events in the Cà Phê is a marvelous match for our magic!

We can't wait to meet you!

With Love,

Lauren and Johnny

ps: we're high school sweethearts, reconnected after 20 years, and are the first couple to get married at Ineffable!


"I urge you to please notice when you are happy,

and exclaim or murmur or think at some point,

“if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is”

– Kurt Vonnegut



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